What If?
Musicians got bigger and better as they aged?
By 50 they would be almost 10 feet tall, struggling to fret their tiny guitars and chord their expensive keyboards with their massive giant meat paws.
Flummoxed by this cruel cosmic irony: genius level musical talent and fingers to massive to play standard instruments, they would rage. And due to their massive musical and lyrical talent, their rage would turn into more music, genius-level music, but music that they could only hear in the heads, further driving them to an enraged frenzy.
Maddened by this cycle, their only choice would be to find horse whispering-women who everyone knows also have the gift of man-whispering. Speaking to them telepathically their women would whisper, "Settle yo-sef down ya dumb old musician man".
Finally cleared of their insanity and filled with incredible gratitude and compassion they would fashion giant instruments for their massive meat paws and start a band dedicated to changing the world, because "We are the ones we've been waiting for."
This is our story.
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