300 Noodle Ninjas

We are a family who played XBox Rock Band together, parents and children, raising heavenly voices, making a mess of classic songs, never getting close to perfect on "Highway Star", but pretty darn good on "Say it Ain't So". We grew up, went to college, got jobs, but the music called us back. Divine angels whispered to us in our dreams. Finally we listened.

tulsa, oklahoma

May 14, 2015
first live performance
bakersfield, california

July 3, 2016
band rehearsal at GC
Tehachapi, california

March 19, 2016
full band rehearsal
roseburg, oregon

July 3d, 2016
river front band rehearsal
copenhagen, denmark

January 18, 2025
tour bathroom ninja training
los angeles, california

August 18, 2024
ninja camouflage training
myrtle creek, oregon

May 5, 2015
deck band rehearsal

Tireless Dedication

Leading to Musical Perfection

We have seen the future and discerned the prophecies. God divinely appointed this band before time, heralded us through archangels, and foretold our coming by the prophets. From within the Merrick, Haun, and Pakyurek families we rise.

All family members accepting the call are endowed with the gift of supreme ninja powers and an insatiable craving for noodle dishes: Tuna casserole, baked spaghetti pie, pho, wide noodles, bowtie pasta, fettuccine alfredo; we love them all.

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